Don’t mach me,but Chuck Yeager chucks wood faster then the speed of sound.. 1 0.

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…if a woodchuck could chuck wood? You were down at the pulp and paper mill the other daaayyy. You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.

Hysterical … and historical I guess.

He’d chuck 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day, which is the wood that a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. They note that, while none of the woodchucks attempted to throw the wood, they probably would have, had they been capable. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts.

The question is raised: is there a correct answer with a truth value to this question? Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. Some philosophers have responded to the question with the following answer: “A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” This does not seem to provide a clear answer. Second, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, an omniscient God would know exactly how much wood Chuck the woodchuck would choose to chuck as opposed to how much wood Woody the woodchuck would choose to chuck if Woody the woodchuck could chuck wood.

The woodchuck, a word originating from Algonquian "wejack", is a kind of marmot, regionally called a groundhog. So the next time someone asks you, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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As a former youth pastor, he is now devoted to answering deep theological and philosophical questions he first encountered from inquisitive teens in his church youth group. ), and wanted to see how much wood a woodchuck could chuck. ... because they think it'd be funny to mess with us. He has known the truth to all possibly asked questions and all possibly stated propositions from eternity past. He’d chuck 361.9237001 cubic centrimeters of wood per day, which is the wood that a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Moreover, it is plausibly false.

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According to Wikipedia, the Associated Press published an article in 1988, which reported that Richard Thomas (a New York fish and wildlife technician) measured the volume of dirt in the average 25–30-foot (7.6–9.1 m) long woodchuck burrow, and had calculated that if the woodchuck had moved an equivalent volume of wood, it could move “about 700 pounds (320 kg) on a good day, with the wind at his back.”. It's a cat. The next question we need to answer is if a woodchuck actually could chuck wood in the first place.

I have came upon till now. Some philosophers have responded to the question with the following answer: “A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” This does not seem to provide a clear answer. Very cute!

But what if woodchucks really can chuck wood, or what if they start chucking wood in the future? You makes references to shows I knows about; that's what I appreciates about you. *As the authors have been so gracious as to address the question of woodchucks and wood, I would like to propose to them their next series of studies: how much ground could a groundhog hog if a groundhog could hog ground?

But then you have to ask yourself: how much IS that? If that is the case, then we are simply in no position to know with any kind of certainty how much wood Chuck the woodchuck would choose to chuck if Chuck the woodchuck could chuck wood. “Top 10 rappers even Eminem is afraid to diss”. The authors decided to use the word “chuck” to mean “chew” (I suppose because upchucking is the opposite? I wonder how that passed through the IRB ^^ “we know everyone in the public wonders wo we thought we’d make this experiement”…. “About as much ground as a groundhog could hog if a groundhog could …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPPg3LUWxnw. This includes knowing the truth to seemingly crazy questions like how much wood Woody and Chuck the woodchucks would freely choose to chuck if Woody and Chuck the woodchucks could freely choose to chuck wood. So far the answer is none at all. They don’t ACTUALLY eat or throw wood. So from what I can tell the actual possibility of this study having been done is…improbable. seriously though, they are cute animals. “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.” – Get it right next time. 1. We’ve all heard the answer to that age-old question: he’d chuck the wood that a woodchuck COULD chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Someone actually found out. Hairballs, if you must be picky!

Cookies help us deliver our Services. Tim Stratton is a licensed Reasonable Faith chapter director and FreeThinking Ministries is an affiliate of Reasonable Faith with Dr. William Lane Craig. I suppose this depends on each individual woodchuck. They could, apparently digest the wood pretty well, and consumed it at a rate of 361.9237001 cubic centimeteres per animals per day (no error bars, and the food deprivation was nuts, 12 days, leading me to think they didn’t REALLY…).

Reminds me of Bo Burnham's poem "I Fuck Sluts". According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow.

Think about it: just because a woodchuck could chuck a certain amount of wood, it does not logically follow that the woodchuck would chuck the amount of wood that it could, in fact, chuck. They did apply an operational definition of wood chucking. Your email address will not be published. Yes! The street that I live on is Woodchuck so I get asked that tongue twister. Or rather, they MAY have found out. Come on, do I look like I work in a zoo? Again, this seems to be something only an omniscient mind — like God — would know. I wouldn't know., how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.

They obtained 12 woodchucks (by “various means” that are not described, I picture some middle aged guy in a suit trying to stalk one), and food deprived them to ensure they would eat the wood. Instead, they eat grasses and insects and pretty much everything else at ground level they can get their hands on. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck.According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Stratton is founder and president of FreeThinking Ministries, a web-based apologetics ministry. As a philosophically inclined theologian, I strive to deal with “big questions” in life, and many of the “smaller” questions as well. 33.6m members in the funny community. All the woodchucks ate the wood, none actively attempted to toss it, and none upchucked. One of these sleep steelers is: “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”. You answer is clear!