Susan: She's not a bomb, she's a little kid who has no ability to relate to other little kids. Spaulding: I'm gonna have to be taking your car today. Mary Lou: Well, if he's the same one that wrote "Hamlet", he is! Mark: I've told you.

[on Gregory's doorstep, after their first date]. I did suffer.

It's just a little of Shake...and Bake! Jenny's mom: [rushes in from the back] What's the matter? I like to think of Jesus as wearin' a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, like, "I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too." But, if my mind insist that there's a very attractive man running after me; why, well, it's just comic! And in a month's time, seven months ago, we would be where we were supposed to be in the first place, and paying less than we are now to be shark bait! Susan: [Very ill] I don't look too good, hunh?

Connie Evans: But you guys weren't working or anything.

I mean, you probably didn't hear about it 'cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. Susan: Well, all right, but just not so rough, okay? I know you do.

I understand that one all right. [he kisses her again, then pretends to look horrified]. Eve: [playing along, too] Never heard of it. Lucy: Aren't you a little old to be still a student here? Susan: Oscar, maybe you can get your friends to tell us where Elmo is. Have you had it all this time?
But, hey, accidents will happen. Makes me fart! Mrs. Tsui: You're a strong girl, Cathy. Honey, stop, stop. The Trial of the Chicago 7. Oliver Rose: Wait a minute, I forgot something. Susan: How wonderful. Henry: Do? I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. Mark: [a figure in white passes by the bedroom door] Mom? Henry: [Henry wakes up his parents] Mom, Dad, it's Mark! Fred: I'll bet your mother told you that, too. Susan: We're stuck in the middle of the ocean! There are men and women. Cops are too angry, too violent... too risky to care about... until you need one. Yeah, I suppose that all sounds very corny to you. But, in your case, there's no other way to go.

Susan: Oh, nothing happened.

So I began to paint. Susan: Did you have many ordeals before you became a success? Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby taught us two things. Pages of it. Susan: I was just speaking to my party before you so rudely interrupted me... for God's sake! My sister is Judge Margaret Turner. Melinda: No, I'm allergic to coffee, but do you have any vodka? I painted the car, I... we had sex.

Mark: [pauses before answering] Yeah, playing. May 3, 2018 - Explore Alli Palmer's board "talladega nights quotes" on Pinterest. Susan: Or you're just excited about getting home. Jonathan: Do you always answer a question with a question? Why? Susan: You can talk to me. Susan: [cut to Susan coming home] Mom, I'm home.

I want you to think of me, not as a newspaper woman, but as a friend.

And that's what you need to do. Susan: Oh God! Susan: At least you've stopped kissing me like I was your aunty. Susan: You would not!

I think I've been poisoned. [Mark stands over the kitchen sick dumping and stabbing food into the garbage disposal].

Sammy Rice: Yes, you've got it all worked out in the way women always have.

But don't get any ideas.

Spaulding: [pause] Do I stutter, bitch? Johnny Cabot: [Doubtfully] Did you leave any? Henry: [Henry comes walking up behind Susan] Looking for me, Mom? Susan: [With a whiskey flask] I got something here that'll warm us up but quick. Susan: Look, I know you don't like Henry Opdyke.

Ever since she got engaged, my life has been a disaster. Hobie: You feel like we don't communicate anymore? Because a man takes what he wants. Lorenzo Xavier Vega: I don't agree! It's a perfectly ridiculous hobby. Richard Nugent: Did you say that your name was Turner?

There are restaurants. The rest is history. You think I put something in my family's food.

And it is good. Lucy: Willy told me he wanted his knob polished. Henry! And my feet! Oh, baby, it's alright.

I mean good. Susan: Have you ever thought of me as a model? Oliver Rose: [opens the door for Susan] Thank you for dropping by, Susan. Don't worry. Susan: Speed is the ultimate, all-time high. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby Synopsis: NASCAR stock car racing sensation Ricky Bobby is a national hero because of his "win at all costs" approach. Billy Hayes: It's something I ate. See I have some top secret clown business that supersedes any plans that you might have for this here vehicle. Do you want that in hundreds? I am a high school graduate. He talked me into it. That's the last straw. Henry: [Henry whispers] It was mine before it was his.

How come? Ricky Bobby: (Thinking he is paralyzed) I hope you have sons! Charles: Could you imagine living with a man named Ox? You go on through and I'll catch up to you, OK? You'll never learn to play it properly. Susan: It's not that. Henry: I'm sorry, Mom. Captain J.T. That's right. Susan: He's not a pimp. Susan: No. Problem is, he's probably going to try to kill her because he thinks she's me. I know he doesn't look it but, I mean, we were like rabbits.


Susan: Oh my god, Hobie make some black coffee. I'm telling you. What are we waiting for? 1.) [Justin currently has his head stuck in the back of a sun lounger]. Why should the wife always go the husband's way?