Rick Vaughn: And that limp is the best acting you've done all year. Leach shows his time on the stopwatch to Lou Brown, looks over Jake's shoulder and see's him reading, Dressed in tuxedos, every team member, except Willie, stands behind Home Plate and looks at us, Everybody, except Rick, puts on their caps, Also dressed in a tuxedo, Willie slides into home plate and holds up a green credit card, the Indians are on a plane during a thunderstorm, Willie is in his first at-bat and points his bat to the left field fence, Willie hits the ball and the left fielder catches it at the warning track, Vaughn tackles Hayes as he walks away, starting a brawl, Jake and Rube are discussing Rube's problems as a catcher, a limo's horn sounds and the limo pulls up, an entourage of eleven people gets out of the car, followed by Willie, Seeing Vaughn coming back into the dugout, after seeing Rube Baker get hit with a pitch. Rube Baker: We're in the goldarn major leagues, boys. Everybody: We're a Major League Baseball team. What you reading that for? Willie Mays Hayes: We should've got the live chicken. Rick Vaughn: Who you calling a Gutless Wonder, Tin Man? Rick Vaughn: I've had enough of that maniac out there. Don't you guys go anywhere. Willie Mays Hayes: [pointing to Vaughn] If the gutless wonder doesn't have to pitch than why should I have to run? Rube Baker: What's he pointing at? I had a pair just like them. Rick Vaughn: [looking back into mirror] Fuck... [Willie is in his first at-bat and points his bat to the left field fence]. Does he know somebody out there! He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. Harry Doyle: [Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher] Throw to first... Hayes is picked off! Willie Mays Hayes: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these. Willie Mays Hayes: The American Express card: Don't steal home without it. [runs in his pajamas along with the two players already being timed], [Hayes overtakes the other 2 players despite their head start. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes. Why should I have to run? Rick Vaughn: There aren't any stewardesses. Jake Taylor: [Jake stands up] Well then I guess there's only one thing left to do. Willie Mays Hayes: Never heard of it. Heywood: You really knocked the crap out of that one.Willie Mays Hayes: Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. Harry Doyle: Hayes steps in and gets his pitch. Willie Mays Hayes: [rolls his eyes] What man, you got a test or something?

Willie Mays Hayes: [Grabs Vaughn by the arm] Well at least I don't have some Cover Girl dragging me around by my Johnson.

She put this team together because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, knocking attendance down to the point where she could move the team to Miami... and get rid of all of us for better personnel.Roger Dorn: Even me?Lou Brown: Even you, Dorn.Eddie Harris: What if we DON'T finish last?Lou Brown: She'll REPLACE you with somebody who WILL. [a limo's horn sounds and the limo pulls up]. Lou Brown: She'll REPLACE you with somebody who WILL. Willie Mays Hayes: The American Express Card. Willie! Roger Dorn. [picks up a bat and leans on it like a walking stick]. There ... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. What you reading that for? Call the stewardess, Vaughn. [shows Heywood his black gloves] I bought a hundred of these.

Jake Taylor. Willie Mays Hayes: I got a genuine leg injury here, pal. Willie Mays Hayes: [ponders it for a split second] Yeah! I need one of those bags.Rick Vaughn: There aren't any stewardesses.Willie Mays Hayes: I wonder if they are any pilots. Browse more character quotes from Major League (1989), picks up a bat and leans on it like a walking stick, Hayes has just reached on an infield single, Hayes looks down, then gets thrown out by the pitcher, waking up to find himself outside with the others already running, runs in his pajamas along with the two players already being timed, Hayes overtakes the other 2 players despite their head start. Willie Mays Hayes: Willie Mays Hayes. Man, we can't have people puking in the locker room before the game!

I need one of those bags.

[the Indians are on a plane during a thunderstorm]. © 2020 Movie Fanatic And it is... [Willie hits the ball and the left fielder catches it at the warning track]. I plan to put on a hitting display. The American Express Card. Everytime I see you hit one in the air, you owe me 20 push-ups. Rick Vaughn: We're down by 10 runs, Jake. Jake Taylor: [after seeing Rube Baker get hit with a pitch] Hayes, go run for Rube.

Willie Mays Hayes: Well listen, if we ever get out of here, me and the other guys are going to a club later on tonight. Willie Mays Hayes: [looks over Jake's shoulder and see's him reading] Moby Dick? I have something I think you all ought to know about. Tom Berenger. Jake Taylor: This happens to be a masterpiece of American Literature. "Major League Quotes." You know, it keeps us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places. Willie Mays Hayes: Don't you guys go anywhere. [gets up limping] Willie Mays Hayes: I got a genuine leg injury here, pal. 22 Oct. 2020. Lou Brown: [at a team meeting] Can I have your attention, please? Heywood: My ass. Willie Mays Hayes. Thanks for your vote! How'd you end up playing there? Jake Taylor: What exactly is your problem? Just tail her home from the library. Willie Mays Hayes: [an entourage of eleven people gets out of the car, followed by Willie] Say Jake! Willie Mays Hayes: [talking about the promo for his film] That spot didn't show the real dramatic parts, like when they kill my boa constrictor and I vow revenge.
At least you ain't gotta hang around to play the second game, right? | Heywood: Real hard to steal second with your shoe untied. Dennis Haysbert. Jake Taylor: [Seeing Vaughn coming back into the dugout] Hey, didn't I tell you to go to the bullpen.
I need one of those bags. Position: Centerfielder Bats: Right • Throws: Right 5-10, 170lb (178cm, 77kg) Born: May 6, 1931 in Westfield, AL us. With your speed, you should be hitting the ball on the ground and be legging them out. Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in? Willie Mays Hayes: What the hell league you been playing in? After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors or given your outright release.