Take it away Genghis.... ...the average American is either oblivious to the existence of languages other than English or considers them to be capable only of baby-talk or gibberish. I've restored kleindoofy's post (#58) after moderator review. Though as the joke goes, the word French is an acceptable substitute. It wasn't you that I was mainly directing my comments at, btw, it was the response to your post by another poster. I hope that pleases Lonewulf.;).

Am I an awful person for singing it in my head right now? Monty Python - I Like Chinese (tradução) (Letra e música para ouvir) - The world to day seems absolutly crackers / with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high / there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger / Its depressing, and

Yup. The Medical Love Song is one of my favourites! Last edited 29/07/2011.
Tonight we continue to look at some famous deaths. Which is, ironically, all people think about when they think of "Chinese". Tonight we start with the wonderful death of Genghis Khan, conqueror of India. Monty Python - I Like Chinese (Letra e música para ouvir) - The world to day seems absolutly crackers / with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high / there's fools …

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The world to day seems absolutly crackers, with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high, there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger, Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why, Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please, There's 900 million of them in the world today, You better learn to like them thats what I say, But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready toplease, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze, The Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt, Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please, O mundo de hoje parece biscoitos absolutly, com bombas nucleares para explodir todos nós ao alto, Sua deprimente, e sua sensless, e é por isso que, No entanto, eles estão sempre amigável, e eles estão prontos para agradar, É melhor você aprender a gostar delas isso é o que eu digo, Mas eles são fofos e são fofinhos, e eles estão prontos toplease, Pense das muitas coisas que eles fizeram para impressionar, Eu gosto de suas pequenas árvores pequenas, Suas Zen, seu ping-pong, Ying e seus Yangeeze, Se Darwin tem alguma coisa a gritar sobre, Os chineses vão sobreviver a todos nós, sem dúvida, No entanto, eles são sábios e estão espirituoso e eles estão prontos para agradar, Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?). Now I'm confused; it looks like the title is addressing someone named Monty Python Song. It had at least three for every verse, and for the last one, more like a dozen. Here's a good website for the Chinese characters (which look like pictograms) used in space/astronomy texts, For some of us, food isn't the first thing to come to mind. The world to day seems absolutly crackerswith nuclear bombs to blow us all sky highthere's fools and idiots sitting on the triggerIts depressing, and its sensless, and thats why, I like ChineseI like ChineseThey only come up to your kneesYet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please, I like ChineseI like ChineseThere's 900 million of them in the world todayYou better learn to like them thats what I say, I like ChineseI like ChineseThey come from a long way overseasBut they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready toplease, I like Chinese foodThe waiters never are rudeThink of the many things they've done to impressThere's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess, I like ChineseI like ChineseI like their tiny little treesTheir Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze, I like Chinese thoughtsThe wisdom that Confucious taughtIf Darwin has anything to shout aboutThe Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt, So, I like ChineseI like ChineseThey only come up to your kneesYet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please, Wa ai chun ger yunWa ai chun ger yunWa ai chun ger yan, I like ChineseI like ChineseTheir food is gaurenteed to pleaseA Fourteeen, a Seven, a Nine and Lychees, O mundo de hoje parece biscoitos absolutlycom bombas nucleares para explodir todos nós ao altohá tolos e idiotas sentados no gatilhoSua deprimente, e sua sensless, e é por isso que, Eu gosto de chinêsEu gosto de chinêsEles só vêm até seus joelhosNo entanto, eles estão sempre amigável, e eles estão prontos para agradar, Eu gosto de chinêsEu gosto de chinêsHá 900 milhões deles no mundo de hojeÉ melhor você aprender a gostar delas isso é o que eu digo, Eu gosto de chinêsEu gosto de chinêsEles vêm de um longo caminho no exteriorMas eles são fofos e são fofinhos, e eles estão prontos toplease, Eu gosto de comida chinesaOs garçons nunca são rudesPense das muitas coisas que eles fizeram para impressionarHá maoísmo, Taoísmo, I-Ching e xadrez, Eu gosto de chinêsEu gosto de chinêsEu gosto de suas pequenas árvores pequenasSuas Zen, seu ping-pong, Ying e seus Yangeeze, Eu gosto de pensamentos chinesesA sabedoria que ensinou ConfuciousSe Darwin tem alguma coisa a gritar sobreOs chineses vão sobreviver a todos nós, sem dúvida, Então, eu como o chinêsEu gosto de chinêsEles só vêm até seus joelhosNo entanto, eles são sábios e estão espirituoso e eles estão prontos para agradar, Wa ai chun ger yunWa ai chun ger yunWa ai chun yan ger, Eu gosto de chinêsEu gosto de chinêsSeu alimento é garantido para agradarA Fourteeen, a Seven, uma nove e Lychees, Música começa com letras © 2003 - 2020, 2.9 milhões de letras de músicas Feito com amor em Belo Horizonte, The world to day seems absolutly crackers, with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high, there's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger, Its depressing, and its sensless, and thats why, Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please, There's 900 million of them in the world today, You better learn to like them thats what I say, But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready toplease, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I-Ching and chess, Their Zen, their ping-pong, their Ying and Yangeeze, The Chinese will survive us all, without any doubt, Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please, O mundo de hoje parece biscoitos absolutly, com bombas nucleares para explodir todos nós ao alto, Sua deprimente, e sua sensless, e é por isso que, No entanto, eles estão sempre amigável, e eles estão prontos para agradar, É melhor você aprender a gostar delas isso é o que eu digo, Mas eles são fofos e são fofinhos, e eles estão prontos toplease, Pense das muitas coisas que eles fizeram para impressionar, Eu gosto de suas pequenas árvores pequenas, Suas Zen, seu ping-pong, Ying e seus Yangeeze, Se Darwin tem alguma coisa a gritar sobre, Os chineses vão sobreviver a todos nós, sem dúvida, No entanto, eles são sábios e estão espirituoso e eles estão prontos para agradar, Diva's Lament (Whatever Happened to My Part?).
:lol: Aww! I'm humbled. A little song that I've been spreading around, by the group Monty Python (you may have heard of them :D), and has been stuck in my head for several days now: Oh. I don't know if the hanzi will come out right, but is "nǚ" 女?

Fetch mine first, please... A Single scoop of Mint Chocolate Chip with a drizzle of hot fudge and a fortune cookie on the side. Of course you aren't. Sorry about that! Let me see if I can put the whole sentence here in Chinese characters.