“Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee. Cows go Bong! That's why I don't rely on anyone to call me. I don't even know what mine looked like! How long was I in the army? A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A. And the Monkeys all say Boo!

'Good morning', she shrilled, whipped back the bedclothes, upped with his nightshirt, grabbed his willy, lathered furiously around it till it looked like the Eddystone Lighthouse in a storm, then shaved the whole area till it looked like an oven-ready chicken. “Milligan's Meaning of Life: An Autobiography of Sorts”, p.198, Penguin UK.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. … My parents had no feelings for belongings. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty. Where the rain gets in, My Father had a profound influence on me. Be the first to learn about new releases! 2B or not 2B?” ― … “Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.”, “Patience, thought Milligan, that word was invented by dull buggers who couldn't think quick enough.”, “Life wasn't too bad.

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. I cannot stand being awake. I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens. At last they had been put to practical use.

Driver Shepherd and I had been detailed to drive Lt. Budden in the Wireless Truck. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string. The mice go Clang! Author? We haven't got a plan so nothing can go wrong! BrainyQuote has been providing inspirational quotes since 2001 to our worldwide community. There is a mistake in the text of this quote. Which shows just how wrong you can be as he never played the game in his life.”, “The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. Strung from the Doric columns are lines of soldiers' washing. What a noisy place to belong,Is the Ning Nang Ning Nang Nong! My Father had a profound influence on me. Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard. The most important thing I say is 'good evening' and then I go quiet. Spike Milligan.


One important thing I recall about India was that it was quiet. '. October 15, 2007.

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One day the "Don't Knows" will get in and then where will we be? My father being a soldier, every time I saw soldiers marching - 'Well,' I thought, 'my father's that,' and these soldiers were always looking magnificent. Will someone say ten shillings? You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States. Theres a Nang Nong Ning Where the trees go Ping! ', “Professor Milligan will now play his tree! General: Where are you from? How long was I in the army? You Going Come Quietly.

The very thought of it made him miserable.”, “A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush”, “The die was cast. This is it”, “A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Look at the way we treat animals. It was never noisy in the way that life was noisy in London. Related Authors. Spike Milligan. gave me a travel warrant, a white feather and a picture of Hitler marked "This is your enemy."

What kind of pencil shall I use? I have the body of an eighteen year old. www.imdb.com. I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I?

I remember lying out in my bed and looking at the vast, quiet sky.

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”, “Money can't buy you friends, but you do get a better class of enemy. Deluge. It was implanted in me that I came from a different class - an elevated class. General: Which part?

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I searched every compartment, but he wasn't on the train. I knew that they were an elite in India. 2B or not 2B? Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. I keep it in the fridge.”, “My father had a profound influence on me. Spike Milligan (2004). It's like another person taking over, very strange. We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away. He never reads any of mine. I shook hands with a friendly Arab. To begin with, my father was promoted, which meant he was at home more. Five foot eleven. So its Ning Nang Nong! I don't think of depression as contagious. My parents always threw everything out, gave everything away.

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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. I don't remember doing anything for myself. I keep it in the fridge. Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. Education isn't everything, for a start it isn't an elephant. But people let me down. The composition is in A Minor, the tree is in A garden.”. I try to be professional. If only the ancient Greeks had known. "Genius declared: Wilde tops the wit list" by Aidan Jones, www.theguardian.com. There are holes in the sky He never reads any of mine. I keep it in the fridge. The night before Tilbury, the Cordon Bleu gourmet dinner turned out Cordon Brown. "I'm too young to go," I screamed as Military Policemen dragged me from my pram, clutching a dummy. Improve yourself, find your inspiration, share with friends, Spike Milligan (2014). The trouble with Man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it. No, it's all in perfect working order. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. Is there anything worn under the kilt?

Happiness You Money More Misery.

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs? The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the bloody neck, dripping down the spine into the socks where it came out of the lace-holes in the boots.

It wasn't easy. That's why I have clocks as well as people. I'm not asking for hundreds of pounds, just a little to start with. Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ”, “I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? ”, “All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.”, “I have a body of an eighteen year old. ', “Come, come, come? Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
He was a lunatic. Spike: ... Well, all of me. Spike Milligan. That's why I've always kept my children's things.

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? And the tea pots Jibber Jabber Joo On the Nong Ning Nang All the Mice go Clang! The pain is too much... Something has happened to me, this vital spark has stopped burning - I go to a dinner table now and I don't say a word, just sit there like a dodo. The train didn't stop there.”, “My father was my greatest inspiration. We don't have anything planned, so nothing can go wrong. May 8th 1943. My mother rode a horse and sang in the Governor-General's band, so that made her important as well. Five foot eleven. It was a perfect marriage. My father was a soldier, which meant that he was a warrior, which meant that he was important. “Waiting for the operation, there was a gentle tap on the door.In came a strapping nurse. I am afraid that, like Timon of Athens, I just cannot let go of my friendships. “Puckoon”, p.14, Penguin UK, Spike Milligan (2011). And you just cant catch em when they do! "Spike Milligan with Jeremy Taylor Live at Cambridge University", December 2, 1973. Every day we present the best quotes! It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.”, “Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be President of the United States, and on that useless profundity, Milligan himself pedalled on, himself, himself.”, “Author? Spike: London. He was a lunatic.”, “The width of neck and shoulder suggested a rugby player, the broken nose confirmed it. And I thought they were powerful; they were all-powerful.

They are my stars, and they belong to me.'. Nong Nang Ning! Normally I am the centre of attention, keeps the conversation going, - so that is depressing in itself. That's why rain is thin. I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. The matriarchal society was ended, and for the first time, I went to a boys' school. I still have my right arm to prove it.