Skipper: What I mean is this dangerous penguin business, and you are not ready, period.

Skipper: Not yet, Private.

Private: [Hugging Rico] I love you too, Rico!
Rockgut: Then red is back and you four lollipops are gonna help me find him. Manfredi and Johnson were cute and naive - well, Manfredi was the cute one - 'till the little Nairobi surprise party. Straight turkey, no judgements. Skipper: Interesting theory. Kowalski: These readings are off the charts! Maurice's cooking is so bad... King Julien: It's so bad that I wouldn't eat it! I'm still waiting for my away team to report before declaring defcon red.

Those are the rules. Skipper: Maurice, fill me in, three words or less. King Julien: Whoever it is, I want it stopped. My bottom is very soft and plushy, you know. let's get to brass tacks. [Rico regurgitates a smoke screen bomb; they escape under the cover of the smoke]. Kowalski: Such pleasantries would only slow us down. Classified: dedicated to helping animals who can't, [Skipper munches again for the last time, then Classified growls], [There's no sound onscreen as Dave speaks]. I like sugar and I'm the best recon man ever! Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not on.
King Julien: That was the most awesomest thing I have ever seen that wasn't me. I quiet down the screamer, while you guys get the crown back. Nature's rule breakers. The Skipper: Your little song and dance did bubkes! Dave: Then... why did I call you? He duped us. It breaks all known rules of science! Skipper: This snapper goes to whoever has the wits, the cunning, and the agility... [Rico just rushes through and takes the fish, covered in mousetraps]. Icy home to the playful penguin. We... eat... fish! Marlene: [speaking on a walkie-talkie] What's going on down there? Kowalski: The bird who brought down penguin enemy number one: The red squirrel and may I say, it is honor, sir. Because if it's more than a baker's dozen, we may need the jumbo brass knuckles... and knuckles. Private: [Shows Skipper the fish-shaped soy cakes] Definitely bad "fishy".

Mort: [laughing] It's funny because it's you! Apologize now. Skipper: Well, that's five minutes of our lives we're not getting back. Skipper: Eyes on the prize, Kowalski. [Points to giant balloon of ice-cream cone]. We need to be back at the zoo by 0900. Du-ties. Kowalski: No, but I could see where you were going with it. Those Danes really know how to hold a grudge. Home > Penguins Of Madagascar > Quotes « Movie Details. Skipper: We take this to our graves.Kowalski: Agreed. Marlene: See, I don't think that was... [Skipper snaps whip at her, she grumbles]. And anyone who is daring to be touching my beautiful feets shall be banished from my kingdom forever! But anything else, no go! Dave: Charlize, they're on the ray!

[they see numerous painful weapons as they are going to be killed on the ride]. Kowalski: Five, four, three, two, one. But we need orderly chaos and nice mayhem. Classified: Remain calm, penguins. I'm jumpy! King Julien: See? That doesn't sound good. You think you're the only one hurting? I wish for a bird that can't fly away. Skipper: Well, Rico, looks like it's game over. How Rico slipped through is still shrouded in mystery. Maurice: Oh, I couldn't sit right for a week. Short Fuse Quotes: Skipper: Debbie! Private: Oh, Rico. What's Fun Day? He says the time machine must be stopped. Bada: Wait, I have a King Julien on the list. Peace out, sky spirits! Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie Remain calm Penguins! Let me guess. Private: Are you my family?Kowalski: You don't have a family, and we're all gonna die.Private: What?Skipper: What's the matter with you, Kowalski? Kowalski: That would be the high ceilings. Kowalski: It appears the ghostly death rattle is coming from your own respiratory system. Private: Skipper, are you going to saw off the bracelet? Skipper: [about the "stink bomb"] Nice craftsmanship, Burt. Skipper: All right, you win. [Sees Joey beating up Skipper] It is a feeling that I have not done all I could have done. Barry: Hum. Private: Luckily you didn't set off our habitat's new security grid. So that could be, let me think, what, South America? [Rico spits out his fortune and gives it to Mason; Phil reads it and signs something]. Skipper: Manfredi and Johnson thought so. Classified: Yes!